A monkey dressed like a human

Always funny!

Rules of the Fist Bump

1. If sports are involved, fist bumping is always acceptable.
2. If you are wearing a suit, you may only fist bump if you are drunk. Or if you have just wrapped part of your suit around your forehead.
3. You may not fist bump under any circumstances, in a hospital. Unless Rule #1 (or Rule #2) applies.
4. Do not fist bump someone else’s misfortune, even if it helps you. Just look down, furrow your brow, and nod sternly.
5. No fist bumping between the hours of 7am and 10am. And if you’re watching sports at this time, it’s probably soccer or NASCAR, and then you should really not be fist bumping. High fives will suffice for both.
6. Do not fist bump in a meeting. Even if you are drunk.
7. Do not fist bump your children. Unless you’re drunk, then it’s OK.
8. Girls can fist bump anytime they want. And yes, guys think it’s cute.
9. Do not refuse a fist bump. If you, as a bumpee, believe the bumper is violating a rule, speak to him afterwards. Refusing his bump is not going to help anything.
10. Do not fist bump yourself.

Little Does He Know.....

It's seems that posting has been slowing down, so here's some new material...

Little does this poor sap know, but he's in for a long night without getting any.

Is This Why Z Wants a Pet Monkey???

Is Z interested in getting a pet monkey so it can teach him to do this?

Something New To Try.......

The next time you are on vacation at the beach maybe for your honeymoon give this a try. Or hell, even give it a whirl at the pool this summer.

Lucky bastard.