Wednesday, March 5, 2008

High 60s one day, snow... SNOW!... the next.

Warning: NSFJ!
(Not Suitable For Jeanette)

Ah, Ohio weather. Isn't it fucking great? On Monday afternoon, I'm at a driving range in shorts, getting the swing worked out for the coming season. The past five months, the sticks have been stored away, staring longingly at me every time I enter my garage, wondering when we're going to get together again. Finally, on Monday we were able to reunite and we had a grand time. The "ting" from my new driver was a wonderful sound as was the flight path (a slight draw, thank you).

Yet two days later I wake up to SNOW everywhere and below freezing temperatures. This is getting old and you know what, we got at least another month to a month and a half of this shit. Wonderful. For as great as the state of Ohio is north of I-70, winter beats me down.

Who the hell would want to move here from a warm weather climate of say, Houston? I don't get it.

Needless to say, I'm sick of winter and ready for warm weather and golf. Golf, you say? Since we've been slacking on Hot Girl Friday, I figured I'd do a little mid-week posting.

To keep the golf theme, I present to you my newest golf buddies. Their names? Like it matters!

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Interesting article for those of us obsessed with Lost

Lost

As if smoke monsters and tropical polar bears weren’t enough to keep our heads spinning, Thursday’s episode of Lost, “The Constant,” opened up a whole new can of worms: the fourth dimension.

Flying from the island toward a mysterious freighter, pilot Frank Lapidus can’t keep his helicopter on the bearing that physicist Daniel Faraday says will get Desmond and Sayid to the freighter safely—presumably through a wormhole. They encounter some turbulence, and Desmond begins, yes, traveling through time, with increasingly rapid lapses between 1996 and the present (which, on the show, is still 2004). With new particle physics research recently taking time travel from Doc Brown fantasy to down-the-line possibility, we spoke with Dr. Michio Kaku, whose new book, “Physics of the Impossible,” makes Lost’s flip-flop between past and present look, well, not impossible.

Unlike deadly black holes, traversable wormholes could make a condition such as Desmond’s feasible if the portals that skip time and space without an event horizon were ever discovered, Kaku says. When treating him remotely over Lost’s super satellite phone, Faraday asks Desmond if he had been exposed to any extreme doses of radiation or electromagnetic energy that could make him “a little confused.” And that’s where the show’s producers did their homework for the key plot twist when the helicopter sends Desmond’s conscience to become unstuck in time.

“To open the wormhole, you need large amounts of energy,” Kaku says. “In principle, if you could harness the energy of a star, you might be able to bend time into a pretzel, but we are talking about astronomical amounts of energy.” Maybe like a huge source of electromagnetic energy that needs to be discharged every 108 minutes to keep from ripping a giant, gaping hole in the time-space continuum? Like the one that Desmond got an extreme closeup with in the Season 2 finale?

Maybe. When Desmond warps back to visit Faraday at Oxford University in 1996, he watches Faraday zap a mouse with a dose of radiation, thereby sending her mind into the future. Upon her return a few minutes later, the lab rat can run a complex maze without hesitation; Faraday “unstuck” her in time. And there’s no law of physics preventing this kind of time travel—just a lack of know-how. Stephen Hawking tried to create a chronology projection conjecture forbidding time travel, but he failed. So while most physicists would say that time travel is possible, we’re not officially back to the future just yet.

“It would take a very advanced civilization to really do this,” Kaku says. “We are too primitive to harness this technology.” But it’s looking increasingly like some new island inhabitants might have just figured it out in time for some post-writers’ strike competition. —Erin Scottberg

http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/science_news/4253025.html

Super Tuesday (again)

I'm not going to go on a diatribe here about who to vote for in today's primary in Ohio and Texas, I simply wanted to remind everyone about today. If you do plan to go vote and you're still searching for some information on a certain candidate, feel free to call me. I can give you plenty of information on a candidate I think would be great for this country whose not a woman, or a 72-year-old man.

But, most importantly, I couldn't resist posting this screen shot from the Simpsons. I thought it tied in nicely with today's theme.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Savage is going to trade Brady and Horseballs for first day picks, here's why....

Bernie

When he sits to talk, his foot taps. He'll rock back and forth. He'll grab something like a baseball cap and twist it.

"I've always been hyper," he said. "I have all this energy. Just being around football again really..."

Kosar paused, staring at the players on the arena floor.

"I wish I could still be quarterback for the Browns," he said. "I really miss it."


Here is the entire story from the Plain Dealer, I have been talking about a throw back Bernie jersey for a while, it HAS to happen this year
http://blog.cleveland.com/sports/2008/03/bernie_kosar_battered_and_scar.html

Cha-Ching!



"Hi! My name is Ben and I made $102,000,000 today. How much did you make today? Oh, only that much? That's cute. Ok, talk to you later, I'm off to motor bike the day away."

Saturday, March 1, 2008

NIT Here We Come!

Some big news for the great Bowling Green State University.

First, its men's basketball team upset No. 24-ranked Kent Read, Kent Write, Kent State 89-83.

Second, according to the school's athletic Web site a Wapakoneta family donated $8 million for a new convocation center.

So long, Anderson Arena. Details here.

Where's the Beef....








Oh wait, here it is! Here's to stopping the run. Hopefully, we can keep him out of trouble at Christie's.