XBox 360 or not

So I'm having trouble deciding whether or not I want to purchase an XBox 360 with the $600 stimulus check we're receiving thanks to the federal government.

Now that I'm almost 30, I can't decide if this will be a worthwhile purchase or not. Looking at games like Grand Theft Auto 4, Madden 09, Tiger 09 and Guitar Hero on the horizon coupled with my HDTV, it gets me excited. But what if I simply don't have the time? Between work, golf and football season, when will I get in some time playing video games? Is burn-in really a possibility with my plasma?

Anyway, as I debate these issue, I come across a new release that is really pushing me toward picking up an XBox 360... soon!

I present: WNBA Live 2008!

Good Morning!

Morning fellas! I just woke up to come down stairs to get some whipped cream to rub all over my body. I was really sad to hear that Hubie dropped the ball on hot girl Friday so maybe I'll stop by in a couple of days and make it all better.....

Hubie cried wolf...

So now that I am an old married man, the only thing I have to look forward to is "Hot Girl Fridays". However, last Friday Hubie didn't post what he promised would, "make us very excited". He has 14 hours to rectify this issue by getting something up asap. So, slap that cheerleader skirt on the nearest tenderoni you can find and start snapping away.

Ferry had about a 20 minute window to make a deal and failed

So, after we watched the game on Monday and saw Larry Hughes play phenomenal. My only thought was that Danny Ferry should have been on the phone trying to deal him about five minutes into that incredible 3rd quarter he had....with that said I am starting to get very nervous that we are going to lose LeBron when his contract is up. I know about matching money and all of that, but is there really anyway at all that we can get someone that will be able to score consistently......

Douche bag move of the day

In our front lobby of my place of business, we have our 22 weekly community newspapers available for purchase on one side of the room and a small waiting area on the other.

Located in that small waiting area is a stack of today's daily editon of the Columbus Dispatch.

I witnessed first hand an employee head toward the daily paper, sift out the Sports section, the Life & Arts section and Weekend Magazine suppliment, tuck it under his arm and walk back to his desk.

Really? He's going to pull this? What a dick move. Take the whole paper or nut up on your way into work and spend $.50 for a copy. Hell, daily newspapers are so useless now he can find all he needs on the paper's Web site.

To leave a paper with the A1 section and Buisness section for people stuck in the waiting room certainly qualifies for a douche bag move.

Prick.

Finally, someone to kick Vern Troyer's ass.

On the left is Aditya "Romeo" Dev. He is 2-foot-9 tall and regarded as the world's smallest bodybuilder. He also makes me laugh.

Look, we all know midgets and farts are always funny, but midgets who are work out freaks? Sorry, that makes me happy in so many ways.

Romeo said: "I've been training as a bodybuilder for the last two years and by now I think I must be the strongest dwarf in the world.

"I have always been fit but since I started working out, I have become famous for my strength.

"My size has never stopped me. I train with dumbbells and do aerobics and dance. People are always pleased to see me. I have been invited on TV shows and dance on stage."

I need that video of this guy dancing. Consider it an early wedding present.

10-for-26 passing for 103 yards, 0 TDs, 1 INT and 1 fumble

Yup, that was my day at the Pro Bowl on Feb. 10, 2008. Nope, it wasn't the best performance and was quite reminicent of my play against in Cincinnati in Week 16. Remember that game? The Browns were all but eliminated from the 2007 playoffs thanks to me.

Now, the offseason officially begins and I'm still looking for a six-year contract. The Browns are only giving me three years. That's some bullshit. I threw for almost 4,000 yards and 30 touchdowns and thanks to me the Browns were 10-6 and earned double digit win total for the first time since 1994.

I don't know why there are Browns fans out there like Ken Delnoce who hate me. OK, I had a bad game against the Bengals... and Raiders... and Steelers... and Cardinals. What the hell do you expect, I was a SIXTH ROUND pick.

I think there are fans, like Ken, who are down on me for 2008. They want to dump a quarterback who essentially in his first year as a starter put up solid enough numbers to go to Hawaii for a rookie quarterback who is suspect and couldn't win a big game at Notre Dame where the schedule includes Navy, Syracuse and the Ohio University field hockey team.

Give me one more year, that's all I ask. It is not time to worry about a quarterback controversy right now. Let's get the defense improved then bring this topic up at the end of 2008. Yes, after the Browns return home from Tampa and Super Bowl XLIII.

Sincerely yours,

Horseballs