So Carpenter's kid DOES like sports!

And it's hockey?!?! Hockey Mom's magazine held a contest for the best mullet and Carpenter's kid finished first. Luckily, for us, there is a picture!

How To: Keep Your Bitches In Line

Gather 'round kids, story time!

"The Audit"

The IRS decides to audit Ed, and summons him to the IRS Office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ed shows Up with his attorney.

The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant Lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain By saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS Finds that believable."

"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ed. "How About a demonstration?"

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."

Ed says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite My own eye."

The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."

Ed removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw Drops.

Ed says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I Can bite my other eye."

The auditor can tell Ed isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Ed removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost Three grand, with Ed's attorney as a witness. He starts To get nervous.

"Want to go double or nothing?" Ed asks. "I'll bet you Six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your Desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, And never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks Carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage That stunt, so he agrees again.

Ed stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although He strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the Wastebasket on other side, so he pretty much urinates all Over the desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just Turned a major loss into a huge win. But Ed's attorney Moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.

"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Ed Told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty Thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all Over an IRS official's desk and that you'd be happy about it."

Steely McBeam was McLoaded

You know, ever since the Steelers released this mascot, I have enjoyed him so. He looks like the forgotten member of the Village People with a face that is eerily reminiscent of the Steelers' former coach, Bill Cowher.

Now, it appears, Mr. McBean enjoys one too many cocktails before he gets behind the wheel of a car. He was busted for a DUI.

Poor, Steely.

More fun with "little people"

OK, so I'm being politically correct here. Basically, I mean "midget." Often I find midgets, err, little people, funny. Not trying to be mean in any way, it just makes me chuckle.

This is Jyoti Amge, 14, from Indian who stands at 11in (58cm) tall and is the smallest girl in the world.

There's really not much else to say, just enjoy the pictures.

Finally the Zchild has come back to Columbus

With my arrival being days away, I am really excited and wanted to get some advice from everyone. Just as a sign of good faith I would like to get Zach a present, how do you think this would look in his yard......

4th round fun

I have a read a couple of mock drafts and some have the Browns taking Slaton in the fourth. I think we most certainly need help other places, but if he is the best available player you might go with that strategery (lockbox).