I considered spending 15 minutes of my day crafting the perfect response to Don and Z's poetic and perverse depiction of my life as a chubby chasing sex addict who, judging by the picture provided, has very little shame and no problem with female facial hair.
Being short on time however, I have opted for the simpler solution of unleashing the Bonzai Buddy on this blog site. By the time you read this, your computer will have been subjected to a virus that makes HIV look like the common cold. Don't worry though, if you act fast this link just might save you.
www.pchell.com/support/bonzibuddy.shtml. (I wouldn't count on it though...that is one bad fucking monkey.)
Have a nice day.
2 comments:
it has been so long since the Bonzai Buddy shredded Dutt's hard drive....but the fact that we could have a purple monkey on the screen that would talk to us was great while it lasted
Suck my purple monkey cock.
Wait a minute, why isn't the monkey saying what I want him to? Oh, he's not installed. Let me go ahead and do that that now...
Nice try, Zach. Have fun with this evenings mustache ride.
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