Thursday, January 24, 2008

Ok Gentlemen

Hello all. I am going to welcome myself to this wonderful blog which will most likely cause me to get nothing done at work (who's kidding, I don't do shit anyway). I would like to start with a few posts that are not sports related, because this is my dead time in Cleveland. I am eagerly awaiting spring training and the Indians (I am going this year), and I am still sulking about the Browns, as all of us are I am sure. Although I enjoy watching the Cavs, it is more of a "hey they are on t.v and there is nothing else on" kind of thing. Their games are a circus, their team is o.k at best, but I force myself to watch because of Lebron. Ok, on to the non-sports conversation:

1. Z, can it really be true that Lost is only one week away? For any of you who don't watch that show I would recommend renting seasons 1-3 and doing nothing but watching them for the next week before the premiere of season 4. Never in the history of t.v. has there been a more developed show in terms of plotlines, character development and just overall badassness. One week gentlemen.

2. In case you all haven't heard, it is official...............................Angela Formaz is a lesbian. I got confirmation from a reliable source who puts her and her "friend" at a wedding. Her friend is a little beefy and supposedly can outlift all of us. The word is that she doesn't want anyone from Wadsworth to know, because she hasn't broken the word to her parents. In retrospect I am sure we could all see this coming, I mean lets look at the details.
a. She didn't want to constantly ride the tuna can in college.
b. She dated a large black man who could wrap his hands around anyone of our necks, who played nose tackle, but was majoring in "interior design."
c. She did have "sweet genes"
d. Just look at her mom
e. and finally, she was and is in athletic training
Kudos to Ken for getting in, while the getting was good, or maybe he was just responsible for helping her to make the switch, who knows.

3. In my sports related part, congrats to the Indians for signing Betancourt, this means that "the court is in session" gets to be played at the Jake....I mean the Prog, or is it Pro......for at least another two years.

Peace Gentlemen, I am out.

2 comments:

Donnie D said...

Dutt,

That is a dynimate first post regarding Angela.

Sir, you have set the bar quite for future posts.

Z said...

hmmm...I am going to make one suggestion. Dutt, I would not use your real name. You're a teacher and this could be a problem. I do love me some Lost, I'm extremely fired up that it starts in a week