Cha-Ching!

"Hi! My name is Ben and I made $102,000,000 today. How much did you make today? Oh, only that much? That's cute. Ok, talk to you later, I'm off to motor bike the day away."

NIT Here We Come!

Some big news for the great Bowling Green State University.

First, its men's basketball team upset No. 24-ranked Kent Read, Kent Write, Kent State 89-83.

Second, according to the school's athletic Web site a Wapakoneta family donated $8 million for a new convocation center.

So long, Anderson Arena. Details here.

Where's the Beef....

Oh wait, here it is! Here's to stopping the run. Hopefully, we can keep him out of trouble at Christie's.

As American as Popeye's Chicken

So here is the one sports related post of my blogging career. While I am sure Barry Bonds is a hero to many of you, for me he is yet another shining example of why I have no respect for professional athletes(insert joke here about my lack of athletic ability). Below is an excerpt from his grand jury transcript from last year.

While the entire Bonds transcript is worth a read, we particularly enjoyed his answer to a question posed by one juror about Greg Anderson, the athlete's beleaguered friend and trainer. "With all the money you make, have you ever thought of maybe building him a mansion or something?" Bonds replied, "One, I'm black. And I'm keeping my money. And there's not too many rich black people in this world. And I'm keeping my money. There's more wealthy Asian people and Caucasian and white. There ain't that many rich black people. And I ain't giving my money up. That's why.

Hey guess what everyone, Barry Bonds is Black!! And, as it turns out, that isn't a bat on his shoulder, its a huge fucking chip.

You keep your money Barry....eventually you are gonna need it to post bail.

He's Just Happy to Be a Brown.........

Phil strikes quick to get our 1st new D Lineman. Hopefully we'll get some more.

Outclassed

Gentlemen of the Blog-

Roachman here. Needless to say I have no cool pictures or cool links. As far as bloggin goes, I am as unwelcomed as the fat chick friend ruining your game on what you "percieve" to be a hottie at the bar. I say "percieve" because after 12 beers you probably all are as pathetic judging chicks as I am.

I am drunk on a Thursday night. Since many of the contributors of this here blog are BG'ers, let me tell you my recollections of that great learning institution. Z- I remember drinking all day at BW3's and then going to the rec and running the show on the courts. Vinnie had nothing on me....GET OFF ME. I could not be stopped. I remember Ziggies and playin pool...Maizer buying me shots.....eating taco bell....some Chinese volleyball player driving me home and almost killing me (I think she was hot). I remember being framed for kicking spindles out at the Frazees apartment complex. Erin Norman is hot-nice pic from whoever put that up. But- she had a fellow chearleader friend D'Yesha or something who sucked- kinda hot but you only put up with her because she was Erin's friend.

Anyways, I am am drunk and out. Don D.- have a coke and a smile. the browns tendered Derek (suck my balls) anderson and if we are lucky he will be gone. he is a one season wonder.

I know I am the worst blogger here, but i think i was the first one to post- so that's got to count for something.

Roach

Now this is football!

I have no doubt Beta has done this at least once during his four years "quarterbacking" his college soccer team.